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• me: *sick*
• me: *goes on the computer*
• parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE

heyfunniest:

sobasicallysherlock:

inthedeereyes:

• friend: how far have you gone with a boy
• me: in miles or kilometers

whenever I get sad, I just think about dan from florida

thanks, dan

Sure why not.